To Tide Yule Over

by Signposted Disaster

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I had a day off I didn't expect, and everyone's out and my car's in the garage to have some welding done, so I made a Christmas EP for the lols. Enjoyyyyy.

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released 08 December 2014

Ric Cowley: Guitar (Electric + Acoustic), Bass, Tambourine, Desk, Mixing, Mastering, Producing, Advertising

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Track Name: 30 Day Chocolate Chip
Well everyone’s here so the meeting’s starting, let’s go grab a seat
Scanning the room for faces and nametags in case there’s someone new to greet
Take a deep breath as the nerves set in, feel my sponsor’s hand on my shoulder
And as my turn to speak finally comes around I feel a little bit bolder

Hi, my name’s Rudolph (hello Rudolph)
And I’m 30 days sober
I used to be known for my big red nose
But now those days are over

I’ve started to forgive everyone who hurt me, it’s not their fault I have an addiction
Except for that bastard Santa Claus, yeah he kept enabling my affliction
Told me if I didn’t have a drink each December 25th he’d have me put down
So I packed my bag, said goodbye to my friends and got the hell outta town

Hi, my name’s Rudolph (hello Rudolph)
And I’m 30 days sober
I used to be known for my big red nose
But now those days are over

Now I’ve got a job at a petting zoo, though the work is largely seasonal
But I’m enjoying my time, and they’re pretty nice folks, and the pay is fairly reasonable
So if you wanna take advice from a guy who’s been around, if this is your first time
Just remember to stay strong through the darker days cos everything’s gonna be fine

Hi, my name’s Rudolph (hello Rudolph)
And I’m 30 days sober
I used to be known for my big red nose
But now those days are over

Hi, my name’s Rudolph (hello Rudolph)
And I’m 30 days sober
I used to be known for my big red nose
But now those days are over
Track Name: Dec 25th, Nineteen Ninety Something
I want a PlayStation

I'm only small
How could I know
The true meaning of Christmas?
Track Name: I Miss You [Blink 182 Cover]
If you don't know the words to this, we can't be friends.
Track Name: Snowing (Not The Band (But They're Cool Too))
(ad-libbed)