I Hate Everything And The Feeling Is Mutual

by Signposted Disaster

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A new EP for a new generation for a new world for a new universe for a new god.

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released 05 September 2014

Ric Cowley: Everything

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Track Name: Hey, Mary Berry, How Dya Like THESE Nuts?!?
I hate Mary Berry
I hate Mary Berry
I hate Mary Berry
Oi oi oi oi

I hate Mary Berry
I hate Mary Berry
I hate Mary Berry
I don't like the things she cooks

I hate Mary Berry
I hate Mary Berry
I hate Mary Berry
This hurts my throat

I hate Mary Berry
I hate Mary Berry
I hate Mary Berry
I hope I don't get sued
Track Name: Borneo More Like Boring-eo Or Something I Dunno Man It's Late What Did You Expect
When I woke up today
I was the mother of six children in Borneo
I didn’t know what to say
The first thing that came to mind was “oh no”

I don’t know what these children like to eat
I’m not even sure what language they speak
But they looked hungry
So I started raiding the cupboards

And a neighbour came round
To see how I was doing
And I smiled and said hello
And he was shocked that I spoke English

He started shouting and I started to panic
He ran out of the house and down the street
And my children looked up at me
And then returned to their rooms

And now I’m a social outcast
In someone else’s body
And I feel sorry for this poor woman in Borneo
I guess I’ve ruined her life

The police came by to arrest me
They were yelling and raising their guns
I tried to explain what had happened
But no one could speak my language

And I wondered how I’d stolen this body
And I thought about what must be happening to mine
I bet the woman is inside it
And I bet she’s getting more sex than me

And now I’m a social outcast
In someone else’s body
And I feel sorry for this poor woman in Borneo
I guess I’ve ruined her life
I guess I’ve ruined her life
Track Name: Seriously Though I Can't Get Over That Mary Berry Joke On That First Track High Fives All Round
My love for you is like knife crime
It’s high in certain states
And no one’s really doing anything about it

My love for you is like an open wound
I’m gonna bitch about how much pain it causes
And never so much as put a plaster on it

My love for you is like crack cocaine
It makes me feel great for a short while
But afterwards, I just feel like shit

My love for you is like Ulysses by James Joyce
I don’t understand what’s going on half the time
And I’m getting bored so I think I’ll just give up
Track Name: You Won't BELIEVE Which Member Of A Currently On Hiatus Boyband This Delusional Young Adult Thinks People Thinks He Looks Like
I’m in a bar and you’re there too
I’m looking good and so are you
You sit down, I turn and grin
We both know tonight I’m gonna make you sin

I’ve never felt this way before
I can tell that you want more
But just as I’m about to make a pass
You open your mouth and ask

Are you that guy from The Wanted?
Are you that guy from The Wanted?
You know, that guy from The Wanted
You know, that guy from The Wanted

I don’t know what to say and you just smile
We sit in silence for a while
I can’t believe this is happening
Being mistaken for someone who can’t sing

I’ve never felt this way before
I wanna get up and walk out the door
But then my brain tells me to stay
And I smile back and start to say

Yes I’m that guy from The Wanted
Yes I’m that guy from The Wanted
You know, that guy from The Wanted
You know, that guy from The Wanted

We chat and laugh and everything’s great
Even though you think that I’m someone I hate
I can tell you wanna take me home
And God knows I’m sick of being alone

Why’ve I never done this before?
I’m gonna do this so much more
I feel like I’m on top of my game
But wow I should really learn that guy’s name

Who is that guy from The Wanted?
What’s the name of that guy from The Wanted?
Who’s that guy from The Wanted?
Who’s that guy from The Wanted?
Track Name: Fluent In Sarcasm (HAHAHAHA LOOK AT HOW FUNNY AND ORIGINAL I AM DON'T YOU THINK SO EVERYBODY HA HA HA)
(freestyle rap)