Party At Ric's House: The Epic Saga

by Signposted Disaster

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The first concept EP by Signposted Disaster, "Party At Ric's House" is a humorous statement on the drunken teenage parties that have become a staple of today's society, by following the mood swings and stupid doings of one party goer.

"Truly this is the EP to define our generation." - Dale Whitaker, bassist of Signposted Disaster (electric band)

"I have to say, the saga is the best thing you have ever done." - Cameron Brown, guitarist of Signposted Disaster (electric band)

"Aye, it's alright." - Katrina Corbett, sister

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released July 17, 2011

Richard Cowley (Ric): Vocals, Rapping, Acoustic Guitar, Keyboard

Casio CA-110 (Cassie): Drums

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Signposted Disaster Manchester, UK

A fool with a guitar that no one has had the good sense to tear away from him.

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Track Name: Revelling (We're Gonna Have Us A Party)
Pull up to the party at seven thirty
Had a quick shower cos I felt dirty
Not like I do any exercise
But I’d rather be pleasing to the eye

Panic when I get to the door
Don’t think I’ve been here before
Is this really the right house?
What if everyone’s gone out?

Let myself in, greeted by friends
Hang up my coat, let this night begin
Find myself a corner to sit in
Clutching my Smirnoff under my chin

Cos we’re gonna have us a party tonight
And it feels so good, yeah it feels so right!
We’re gonna have us a party tonight
And we won’t want to leave at the end of the night!

Sit in one place for about an hour
Decide to move, finally find the power
Go to the kitchen, have a few drinks
Someone’s throwing up in the sink

Someone’s 14-year-old girlfriend
Swearing she’ll never drink again
Between brief gasps for air
And the people around her just don’t care

Cos we’re gonna have us a party tonight
And it feels so good, yeah it feels so right!
We’re gonna have us a party tonight
And we won’t want to leave at the end of the night!

Find everyone else’s booze
Steal a bunch, what’ve I got to lose?
Everyone’ll be too drunk to know
Or wonder where I made all the TVX go

There’s nothing worse than a freeloader
Especially when they’re an anti-social loner
But screw them all, tonight’s my night
And if they have a go I’m in the mood for a fight!

Cos we’re gonna have us a party tonight
And it feels so good, yeah it feels so right!
We’re gonna have us a party tonight
And we won’t want to leave at the end of the night!
Track Name: Romance (Sex In Someone Else's House)
11pm and I have been drinking
At a party, and I’ve started thinking
Maybe I could get laid right here
In other peoples company and someone else’s beer

I asked you but your response was not what I expected
I heard you’d sleep with anyone, so why am I rejected?

I mean no offence, but has your brain been dissected?
I’m not drunk and you’re not protected
Get me a beer and you a Johnny
Don’t turn this into a joke ‘cos it’s not funny

How weird must it be to have sex in someone else’s house?
How boring must it be to be as quiet as a mouse?

And I know I shouldn’t feel this way
It’s everything I despise
But if I fuck someone I might just
Be more attractive in someone’s eyes

I should probably just carry on drinking
Hopefully I will stop thinking
About how it might be too late
To go home, sit down and masturbate

I really need to stop considering everything about sex
I really need to sit down on my own and nurse another Becks

And I know I shouldn’t feel this way
It’s everything I despise
But if I fuck someone I might just
Be more attractive in someone’s eyes

And I know I shouldn’t feel this way
It’s everything that I hate
But to lose my virginity to a drunken slag
Now wouldn’t that be great?
Track Name: Remorse (Crying In Someone Else's Corner)
(need to be worked out first, I ad-libbed)
Track Name: Regret (Drunk At Someone Else's Party)
Is this what I’ve become?
Drunk and stumbling from room to room
Watching other people have much more fun
Or so I always assume

It’s the vodka that finally did it
And maybe a drop or two of Jack
Trying to find the water but someone hid it
And feel like someone’s behind my back

Maybe playing chase the ace shot
Wasn’t an especially good move
The final hand the bastard made me drink lots
I think I tried to deliberately lose

The party’s almost over, I’m hoping to be sober
Before my parents get here to pick me up
Hoping tomorrow morning will soon be over
I know that what’s in me now will be puked up

Oh why did I drink so much?
Alcohol never usually agrees with me
Why did I go and do such
Stupid things at someone else’s party?

The queue for the bathroom is always so long
I feel like I’ve been waiting all night
In the living room we hear the same stupid song
Destroying the stereo would feel so right

The outside is cold, the night is getting old
And a fight is somehow starting to brew
Somewhere deep in my mind I seem to be sold
On leaving this party without you

Oh why did I ditch you at their house?
That was a dick move by me
But you shouldn’t have been as quiet as a mouse
It always happens at someone’s party

Sorry
For the drinks I spilled
Sorry
For the plants I’ve killed
Sorry
For calling you fat
Sorry for helping trash
Your sister’s lovely flat


Oh why do I always do this?
Become someone that isn’t me?
Why do I always take the piss
And get drunk at someone else’s party?
Track Name: Reflection (Party At Ric's House)
Bring a friend, bring some beer
You know what’s going on in Weir
And everyone will be there

Just make sure, you’ve got a card
With some money, it isn’t hard
Or else expect a glare

It’s a party at Ric’s house
Try not to make a mess
It’s a party at Ric’s house
And that’s a lovely dress

Get so drunk that you’ll forget
What you did tonight, yet
You’ll still have a good time

That’s until, there’s Chocolate Rain
Playing in the lounge again
The decision wasn’t mine

It’s a party at Ric’s house
Please excuse the mess
It’s a party at Ric’s house
And there’s way too many guests

If you need Ric, don’t go too far
He’s hiding in his room
He peeks out every now and then
And the next occurrence is soon
I wouldn’t go in if I were you
We think he’s getting head
But in truth he’s just too scared
Of leaving his comfy bed

It’s a party at Ric’s house
Boy, what a mess
It’s a party at Ric’s house
It’s great, we must confess

It’s a party at Ric’s house
And he’ll clean up the mess
It’s a party at Ric’s house
And you all know the rest