Try Everything Once

by Signposted Disaster

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A bringing together of acoustic and rock, Try Everything Once is just that; an attempt to experience everything one time, and one time only. Each track is different in it's own route, choosing to have a distinct sound or major difference throughout, from the down-trodden acoustic track "Why Didn't You Look At Porn?", complete with eerie backing vocals, to the fast-paced and angry "I Wanna Punch Kristen Stewart In The Face". It's intended to make you laugh, maybe think, but definitely to rock the hell out.

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released July 23, 2010

Ric Cowley: Acoustic Guitar, Electric Guitar, Vocals, Editing, Mixing
Cameron Brown: Drums, Electric Guitar, Crazy Solos
Dale Whitaker: Bass

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Signposted Disaster Manchester, UK

A fool with a guitar that no one has had the good sense to tear away from him.

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Track Name: If Newton Can Do It...
(no lyrics)
Track Name: Sex In Someone Elses House
11pm and I have been drinking
At a party, and I’ve started thinking
Maybe I could get laid right here
In other peoples company and someone else’s beer

I asked you but your response was not what I expected
I heard you’d sleep with anyone, so why am I rejected?

I mean no offence, but has your brain been dissected?
I’m not drunk and you’re not protected
Get me a beer and you a Johnny
Don’t turn this into a joke ‘cos it’s not funny

How weird must it be to have sex in someone else’s house?
How boring must it be to be as quiet as a mouse?

And I know I shouldn’t feel this way
It’s everything I despise
But if I fuck someone I might just
Be more attractive in someone’s eyes

I should probably just carry on drinking
Hopefully I will stop thinking
About how it might be too late
To go home, sit down and masturbate

I really need to stop considering everything about sex
I really need to sit down on my own and nurse another Becks

And I know I shouldn’t feel this way
It’s everything I despise
But if I fuck someone I might just
Be more attractive in someone’s eyes

And I know I shouldn’t feel this way
It’s everything that I hate
But to lose my virginity to a drunken slag
Now wouldn’t that be great?