Sex In Someone Elses House

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Thought up this one at a friends party. Dale refers to it as "Party At Ric's House part 2". It's not entirely factual; I've never actually propositioned a girl at a party, nor shall I, I just thought it was a fun idea, and the first line of the second verse was just too good to not go into a song.

Fun fact: The chord progression was used in two other songs I half wrote before I finally found a topic I could write about.

Other fun fact: Jen, my girlfriend, was supposed to add vocals to the song, but then decided she couldn't be bothered.

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11pm and I have been drinking
At a party, and I’ve started thinking
Maybe I could get laid right here
In other peoples company and someone else’s beer

I asked you but your response was not what I expected
I heard you’d sleep with anyone, so why am I rejected?

I mean no offence, but has your brain been dissected?
I’m not drunk and you’re not protected
Get me a beer and you a Johnny
Don’t turn this into a joke ‘cos it’s not funny

How weird must it be to have sex in someone else’s house?
How boring must it be to be as quiet as a mouse?

And I know I shouldn’t feel this way
It’s everything I despise
But if I fuck someone I might just
Be more attractive in someone’s eyes

I should probably just carry on drinking
Hopefully I will stop thinking
About how it might be too late
To go home, sit down and masturbate

I really need to stop considering everything about sex
I really need to sit down on my own and nurse another Becks

And I know I shouldn’t feel this way
It’s everything I despise
But if I fuck someone I might just
Be more attractive in someone’s eyes

And I know I shouldn’t feel this way
It’s everything that I hate
But to lose my virginity to a drunken slag
Now wouldn’t that be great?

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from Try Everything Once, released July 23, 2010
Ric: Guitar, Vocals, Mixing, Editing

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